How a Second Grader Cooks a Turkey

Yesterday Timmy brought home a little booklet his teacher made that was titled "How to Cook a Turkey!" Second Grade's Cook Book

I had to share it here, it's hilarious..so get ready to laugh.

This little cookbook was from his classmates' suggestions and are the actual words the kids used and spellings of how to cook a turkey.

Timmy's was:

"my mommy >>> 300 cup shoog cook mikerwave in How minits, heat 25 cups water"

Some more entries and I have omitted the names..

You clean it then put it on the grill at 45 degrees leve it in for about 20 minits then cut it and eat it.

You poot a thrmoniter and solt and peper you pluc the fethes out and make the turkey.

the temomoerature is 199 put it in the oven the time is 22 MIN wate
then take it out of the oven.

Kill a turkey. Put it in the oven. Put it on for 10 degrees. Take it out. Cut it with a stake knife. Then eat it.

How to cook a turkey. First take the blood out of it. I'n then you rip the legs and beek and eyeballs out. I'n then poot it in the uvin for 2,000,000,000 dagreze. I'n then you poot 2 peises of chochlet on it. I'n then you poot 200 corts of cechup on it. I'n then you're done.


First thing a tarky. Seckent thing boyl and put it 60 degrees. Thurd thing put solt and a little bit of peper. Thurd thing put it on 560 minits and your dun by by.


First I put on sum peper. And then you pudit in a roeckit and send it to the sun and you how how hot that is, and sind it rite back adn then it is done.